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How Sensitive are you?

2010-02-21T08:50:00.000-08:00

People are sensitive to different things for various reasons. A Jew will get pissed if you make a joke about the Holocaust, obese people will get offended by fat humor, and a female on PMS will take everything you say and twist it around until you are not only a sexist Nazi, but have also killed a black man and slept with three hookers.

This examination will give you an accurate judgement of how sensitive of a person you are. Total up your points at the end of each section and when you're finished, add them together to get your final score. For each section, there is 100 possible points.

Section #1: Relationships

If you're a female, give yourself 5000 points and skip to section #2.

10 points if you have a girlfriend.

Add 10 points if you put the toilet seat down at her house.

Add 10 points if you pretend to care about her feelings.

Add 20 points if you actually do care about her feelings.

Add 30 points if it's an online relationship. Then eat a handful of gravel.

5 points if you've called a girl:

- honey
- snookums
- tootsie
- widdle honey bucket of WUV! (add an additional 20 points)

Subtract 10 points if you've ditched a female to smoke weed or get drunk.

Subtract 20 points if you've ever walked away from your girlfriend while she was talking to you.

Subtract 30 points if you've ever told a crying girl to shut up.

Section #2: Animals

10 points if you're a vegetarian.

10 points if you've ever lifted a finger to save the rainforests.

10 points if you've tried to save a wounded bird.

10 points if you own an alley maggot.

Add 10 points if it's a kitten.

Add 10 points if it's de-clawed.

Add 20 points if its name is Snowball, Princess, Pumpkin, or anything ending with an "ee" sound.

10 points if you've ever spared an animal because it was cute.

10 points if you think hunting is "wrong."

Subtract 10 points if you own a rottweiler or a pitbull.

Section #3: Racism

10 points if you consider yourself an ethnic minority.

30 points if you get pissed when someone makes a joke about your heritage.

10 points for each statement that you think is racist:

- Fat Mexicans need to lose some damn weight.
- He knew a stupid Mexican Jew.
- The KKK kicks ass.
- Mexicans eat salsa, and I hate salsa.
- Whites hate nickers, kites, and spickets.
- I hate bean dip.

Section #4: Images
20 points for every image that offends you.

Section #5: People

20 points if you don't like it when someone says the word "fag."

20 points if don't find retards hilarious.

20 points if you've never laughed at a midget.

10 points if you're an artist.

10 points for each word that describes you:

- Emotional
- Understanding
- High-strung
- Tender

10 points if you are/were a boy/girlscout.

Section #6: Entertainment

20 points if you've cried in a movie theatre.

30 if it was during "Maid in Manhattan."

10 points if you've memorized a song from "The Sound of Music."

10 points if the dead girl in the closet from "The Ring" made you jump.

10 points if you don't play rugby.

10 points if you've taken a yoga class.

Section #7: Websites

10 points for each website you wouldn't show to your girlfriend

- rotten.com
- ogrish.com
- poopsex.com
- horsebang.com

20 points if you're grossed out by pornography.

40 points if you get angry when a webpage steals its layout from another site.

Grading

Men

Women

<0>	You are a self-centered asshole who doesn't let anyone or anything affect you. Keep up the good work.
0-150	You are slightly sensitive but it probably doesn't get in the way of being a selfish prick.
151-300	You are moderately sensitive but most people won't notice.
301-500	Something is wrong. You need to start killing innocent things and insulting females for no reason.
501-700	You make everyone sick. You probably stalk girls and get mad at people when they step on an ant. Smoke some pot and lighten up.
700<	You are either gay or can't count. Retake the test.

<5000>	Either you're a lesbian or do a lot of drugs. Women shouldn't be this insensitive.
0-5150	You hold most of your emotions in. One day you will either shoot up a school or hack your family to pieces.
5151-5352	You are the kind of girl that hangs out with all males and thinks of yourself as "one of the guys." You're a girl, start acting like one.
5353-5354	You are at the perfect sensitivity level for a girl. You let people have an opinion but know where to draw the line. We need more women like you.
5355-5700	You whine about everything and get offended whenever someone opens their mouth. Stop being such a feminazi bitch.
5700<	You belong in a sound-proof bubble 200 miles from all living human beings.

Fuck You in Different Languages

2010-02-21T08:44:00.000-08:00

An American girl has a webcam chat with a starving boy from Africa.

2010-02-21T08:41:00.000-08:00

I just think it would be such an awesome opportunity for Americans to be able to reach out to the world and have incredibly eye opening conversations with people from third world countries. Wouldn't that be incredible?

"I am soo excited to meet an American!! I have heard so much good things! Tell me what life is like in America!"

"Well.. I wake up and eat breakfast.. then I usually go on my computer for a bit. Check my Facebook, play some Farmville..and then...."

"Farmville? What is that?"

"Well it's a computer app where you have your own farm and you grow food and harvest it. It's really fun."

"Cool!! Then you eat it?"

"Er.. no.. you can't eat it. LOL."

"You farm food that you cannot eat? I don't understand. Is it poisonous? "

"Well. no.. I guess you could. Don't know how much protein is in a computer LOL. But no, the food just doesn't actually exist. It's not edible. Ya know?"

"You spend your time growing inedible food that doesn't exist?"

"...Yeah?"

"If you're going to spend your time growing food, why not grow real food that people can actually eat? Think of all the lives you'd save!

A Drug That Could Give You Perfect Visual Memory

2010-02-21T00:55:00.001-08:00

Imagine if you could look at something once and remember it forever. You would never have to ask for directions again. Now a group of scientists has isolated a protein that mega-boosts your ability to remember what you see.

A group of Spanish researchers reported today in Science that they may have stumbled upon a substance that could become the ultimate memory-enhancer. The group was studying a poorly-understood region of the visual cortex. They found that if they boosted production of a protein called RGS-14 (pictured) in that area of the visual cortex in mice, it dramatically affected the animals' ability to remember objects they had seen.

Mice with the RGS-14 boost could remember objects they had seen for up to two months. Ordinarily the same mice would only be able to remember these objects for about an hour.

The researchers concluded that this region of the visual cortex, known as layer six of region V2, is responsible for creating visual memories. When the region is removed, mice can no longer remember any object they see.

If this protein boosts visual memory in humans, the implications are staggering. In their paper, the researchers say that it could be used as a memory-enhancer – which seems like an understatement. What's particularly intriguing is the fact that this protein works on visual memory only. So as I mentioned earlier, it would be perfect for mapping. It would also be useful for engineers and architects who need to hold a lot of visual images in their minds at once. And it would also be a great drug for detectives and spies.

Could it also be a way to gain photographic memory? For example, if I look at a page of text will I remember the words perfectly? Or will I simply remember how the page looked?

I can't see much of a downside for this potential drug, unless the act of not forgetting what you see causes problems or trauma.

Music On Phone

2010-02-19T00:17:00.000-08:00

You can play music on your phone by pressing the buttons (1,2,3)...and along the side (6,9,#). But don't play the 4,5,7,8,*, or 0. They sound even worse than the others.

Here are a few I searched on the net....

Happy Birthday
112163
112196
11#9632
969363

Auld Lang Syne
11113212
321139#
#9331212
321##91

Frere Jacques
12311231
369369
9#9631,9#9631
191,191

Mary Had a Little Lamb
3212333
222,399
3212333
322321

If You're Happy

|1 1 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3| 6 (clap)

|1 1 6 6 6 6 6 6 3 6| 9 (clap)

|9 9 # # # # 1 1 # #|

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

1 1 9 9 # # 9- 6 6 3 3 2 2 1-

9 9 6 6 3 3 2- 9 9 6 6 3 3 2-

1 1 9 9 # # 9- 6 6 3 3 2 2 1-

|6 6 6 3 2 2 6 6 3 3 3 3 2 2 1 3| 2 (clap) (clap)

Did You Know? "We are living in exponential times" (A Must Watch, Really)

2010-02-18T02:09:00.001-08:00

Most Amazing Video I Have Ever seen(Must Watch)

2010-02-18T01:06:00.000-08:00

Amazing Facts about Your Fart

2010-02-18T00:47:00.000-08:00

How to Make Savings More Exciting than Spending

2010-02-18T00:20:00.000-08:00

Saving. It’s never going to be the most thrilling word in the world, is it? Perhaps you’d like to start or increase your savings – but you somehow never have quite enough left at the end of the month. Plus, however great it would be to have a lump sum in the bank, the process of getting there is distinctly unsexy.

We’ve all heard of (and probably struggled with) impulse spending; don’t you just wish that there was such a thing as impulse saving? Alas, I doubt that anyone ever has the sudden urge to transfer a wad of cash into their savings account!

So how can you make saving a bit more exciting? How can you work towards getting the same thrill from saving money as you do from spending it?

Have a Goal in Mind
Firstly, I’m definitely more eager to save when there’s something I really want to use the money for. Most recently, this was my postgraduate creative writing course: I knew what it was going to cost, I had about eight months to set the money aside, and I was determined enough to do it.

Your goal could be a fun one or a serious one. Perhaps:

You’re saving up to take a course that could launch you into the career of your dreams

You’re saving for a foreign vacation

You’re saving for a special occasion, like a wedding

You’re saving for a new car or house

You’re saving so that you have an emergency fund and peace of mind (this goal could actually bring you a lot more day-to-day happiness than the others)

Talk to other people about your goal, or write it down: this helps to make it real and concrete in your mind. Try imagining how you’ll feel when you’ve accomplished that goal – probably happy, proud of yourself, and maybe even relieved.

Set a Total and Track Your Progress
As well as having a clear goal for your savings in mind, give yourself a target to aim for – an actual figure in dollars (or whatever your currency is). Sometimes, this will arise naturally from your goal: you’ll know how much the course or holiday you want is. Other times, you might have to think a bit, perhaps establishing an appropriate amount for your emergency fund.

If you don’t really have an idea how much you want to save, start with a target of $1,000: challenging, but not unrealistic.

Now, you can track your progress towards your total amount. Each time you put a deposit into your savings account, enjoy that great feeling of getting a bit closer to your goal.

You might even want to make a visual tracker for yourself, like one of those fund-raising thermometers that charities and churches use. You could use something as simple as a piece of card divided into squares, with each square representing, say, $50 or $100. Keep the bit of card in your daily planner, on the fridge or even in your wallet – somewhere you’ll see it daily. This can really help to keep you motivated when you’re tempted to spend.

Give Yourself Mini-Challenges – And Rewards
If you’ve got a big target, like saving for the cost of a course, or for the deposit on a new home, it might seem like it’s taking forever to reach your goal. To stay motivated and disciplined along the way, give yourself mini-challenges.

These could just be specific targets (perhaps at $200 or $500 intervals). Alternatively, you could be more creative in challenging yourself:

Take a packed lunch to work every day for two weeks, and save the money you’d otherwise have spent on buying lunch out

Keep a spending log for a month and see if there are any big items there which you can cut down on

Find a way to earn an extra $200 this month (perhaps spending a few evenings childminding, or a couple of Saturdays doing odd jobs)

Sell things you no longer use (like DVDs, books, gadgets) and put the money into your savings account

I’m sure you can think of lots more! Try to make it a bit fun – turn saving into a game. And when you successfully accomplish one of your challenges, give yourself a reward. (Make it something that costs nothing or next to nothing, though!)

Are you saving for anything? Do you have a target that you’re trying to reach? How do you stay motivated along the way?

7 Ways to Squeese Out Extra Time In Your Day

2010-02-18T00:10:00.000-08:00

Do you ever feel like you have way too much time on your hands, and far too little work and life to fit into it? Unless you're a teen on summer break, I reckon it's unlikely! Most of us would love to have an extra couple of hours in each day. With two more hours, we could find time to exercise, to read some of the books that are gathering dust on our shelves, to spend time with the kids...

But, unless you're lucky enough to find a magic genie who can stretch your days to twenty-six hours long, you're stuck with the same twenty-four hours per day as the rest of the world. So how can you create more time in your day? Here are seven magic ways:

Get Up Earlier
Okay, this one's not exactly genius (or even genie) level. Get up fifteen minutes earlier. If you're like most folk, your morning probably feels rushed: you drag yourself out of bed at the last possible minute, grab a hasty shower, maybe get some breakfast if you're lucky, sort out the kids/cat/partner and dash off to work.

Getting up just a bit earlier can give you some breathing space. Perhaps it'll give you time to actually sit down and enjoy your breakfast for once. Maybe you can use that fifteen minutes a day to read through that book or stack of journals that you keep meaning to get to.

Create a Plan
At the start of your workday, before you even check your emails, make a plan. Jot down the three most important tasks you want to accomplish that day. Put a big star next to the most important. Now, before you get into the busy work of emails and photocopying and tidying your desk, start on that important task and see it through to the end.

Surprisingly few people take the time to plan their workday, and end up spinning their wheels on a number of low-priority tasks without really accomplishing anything big.

Batch Tasks Together
When you're going through the workday, try to keep similar tasks together. When you switch from one thing to another, your brain takes a few minutes to catch up and settle in: constantly jumping between answering emails and writing a report and tidying up your desk just means you'll lose track of where you'd got to. You might feel like you're working super-efficiently (because your mind is buzzing all over the place), but you'll actually be wasting a lot of time.

If you need to answer a number of emails, do them all at once. The same goes for phone calls, filing, photocopying and other similar tasks.

Block Out Chunks of Time
Do you have some big project that you'd love to get round to? Maybe it's writing a novel, starting a business, training for a marathon, decluttering your home ...whatever your particular venture or goal, you never get around to making progress.

The best way to tackle big projects like this is to force them into your schedule. Spare time doesn't just appear from nowhere – you need to make a conscious effort to create it. Block out a weekend afternoon, for instance: tell family and friends you have another engagement that day. Then storm on ahead with that project. Trust me, you'll feel great for having made a start.

Don't Multitask
Although multitasking feels efficient – because it feels busy – it actually loses you time. By sticking to doing one thing at a time, you'll be much more focused and able to produce your best work: there's nothing efficient about rushing a job which you then end up having to redo.

Stay Focused
When you are working on a task, make a conscious effort to remain focused. Sure, you'll have intrusive thoughts like maybe I should check my email or this desk could really do with tidying. Just recognize that those thoughts are impulses which you don't need to give into. If you think of something while you're working on your task like I really must phone Joe, then just make a note on a bit of paper or in your diary so you don't forget – and get on with the task at hand.

You'll accomplish much more by working in a deliberately focused way than if you let yourself jump around from task to task as things come to mind.

Finish Work On Time
Finally, one of the best ways to make more time in your life is to finish your work on time! If you work for an employer, make an effort to leave the office on time – at least a couple of days each week. (I know this is difficult if your workplace has a long-hours culture).

If you work for yourself, you need to be even more self-disciplined, as your work is likely to be very easily accessible when you're at home! Some good ways to create a boundary at the end of the day are to keep your work separate from the rooms in your house where you relax. You could also schedule something social in the evening (perhaps meeting friends for a drink) so that you can't get caught up in "just one more email"...

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2010-02-17T23:37:00.000-08:00

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